Ever since Pasha came home from San Francisco last week he had been complaining about this pain in his eye. He was adamant that something was lodged deep in the recesses of his eye and eventually whatever it was would cause him to go blind unless the brain cancer killed him first. He kept saying things like ‘This is my eyesight we are talking about’ as if I was confused and thought we were talking about his penile function.
I told him it was nothing to worry about, bought him eye drops and promptly went away on a trip to Texas for work. When I got back a few days later he informed me that he had figured out the cause of his eye troubles. Apparently, he had watched the latest episode of Jersey Shore in which Vinny demonstrated the same symptoms as Pasha. He went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a ghastly disease - dry eyes. Yes, dry eyes.
I was so thrilled that Vinny from ‘Jersey Shore’ prevented Pasha from going to the doctor. Our evil, shitty insurance company still won’t pay for his visit to the doctor after the time he thought he broke his quads. He said things like ‘These are my legs we are talking about’ as if I was confused and thought he was talking about his penile function.